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Putting the evil in Devil since 77'
Created on 2006-04-27 23:32:21 (#10125172), last updated 2006-07-16
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Basic Info| Name: | DeSang |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-12 |
| Location: | Shreveport, Louisiana, United States |
| Website: | OFS Demonolatry |
Bio(Walks up to podium)
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we are going to discuss a new revolutionary technique.
A technique so extraordinary, that just 7 weeks ago the medical community did not believe it would be possible until the year 3724.
However in that 7 week period I came across a simple theory that when conjoined with quantum mechanics and a jello pudding pop, it is indeed possible to prefo...
(Looks around at confused faces)
This isn't the seminar on doing a successful neck operation on yourself.......is it?
(nervous laughter)
Well, since I am here allow me to tell you alittle bit about myself. My name is Steve and I am from Louisiana ... I should tell you that I am the antichrist and anyone else who claims to be so, is full of shit and most likely from the pacific northwest.
I do possessions, crocheting and mimicking the miracles of Jesus, only once a week.
And I know what you are wondering and the answer is NO. I will not give you my phone number so you can book me. Why? Because if I tell you, you tell your friends ... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time ... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.
If you want a private demonstration, send me an e-mail and I will get back to you. I am free anytime between now and the next two-thousand, wait...make that one-thousand six hundred and thirty nine years. (I forgot about my prior engagement in Jerusalem on the 15th of May in 3645. Afew loose ends, might take me awhile.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we are going to discuss a new revolutionary technique.
A technique so extraordinary, that just 7 weeks ago the medical community did not believe it would be possible until the year 3724.
However in that 7 week period I came across a simple theory that when conjoined with quantum mechanics and a jello pudding pop, it is indeed possible to prefo...
(Looks around at confused faces)
This isn't the seminar on doing a successful neck operation on yourself.......is it?
(nervous laughter)
Well, since I am here allow me to tell you alittle bit about myself. My name is Steve and I am from Louisiana ... I should tell you that I am the antichrist and anyone else who claims to be so, is full of shit and most likely from the pacific northwest.
I do possessions, crocheting and mimicking the miracles of Jesus, only once a week.
And I know what you are wondering and the answer is NO. I will not give you my phone number so you can book me. Why? Because if I tell you, you tell your friends ... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time ... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.
If you want a private demonstration, send me an e-mail and I will get back to you. I am free anytime between now and the next two-thousand, wait...make that one-thousand six hundred and thirty nine years. (I forgot about my prior engagement in Jerusalem on the 15th of May in 3645. Afew loose ends, might take me awhile.)
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